What was you're WORST Experience on a Date Guys/Girls Answers Welcome!?

My worst was when I took a new girlfriend out for an Indian curry. Unfortunately she had no idea that this would give her tremendous flatulence problems. On the way home the car filled with a terrible smell, but we were both too embarred to acknowledge the fact. In order to cover it up I lit a small cigarillo, thinking the smell of the tobacco would cover the vile smell of her 'knicker cough'. Unfortunately there was a small explosion as the gas ignited. I delivered her back to her anxious parents with a frock that had a hole burnt in it, and the sure knowledge that we would never go out again.