Would Elton John have dinner with the P&S regulars if we asked?

Maybe if Amoreena and Daniel asked him and and we had a Tiny Dancer to perform he might dine with us. But we would have to promise not to Burn Down the Mission, and to light a Candle in the Wind. We could also have a Rockin' Crocodile to complete the Circle of Life. After eating , we would all feel so close we would ask Elton,Can You Feel the Love Tonight? We could then say thank you for all Your Song(s) and wave Goodbye as he left down the Yellow Brick Road.